amoyed:

*covers 80% of my face in a photo* “I look so good here”

merdafatua:

Me: *messages a friend at 3am*

Friend: *responds soon after*

Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep

adoreastrology:

leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

gorillamunchies:

skullxcrusher:

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

You’re right Stewart little was not as good a movie as I remembered it

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

manda:

asian:

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens